Seafood BBQ dinnner...~~~

12th OCTOBER 2007, Friday

I planned to have BBQ seafood for our dinner at my house... I have no working mood as Raya is one day away and i'm looking forward to have another 3dayz holidays.

Later in the afternoon i met up with Mr.Sampat at my house and off we go to the market at West Port.

THE MARKET

We are bit late so we couldn't get much seafood over there. Only manage to get a fish that cost us RM48.00

We decided to cruise along some housing area near South Port (pulau ketam jetty) to look for CRABZ. It doesn't take long for us to find the house. Once a again we are late, we only manage to buy around 8 crabz which is as big as your COMPUTER MOUSE :P cost us only RM20.00 and another 2 big crabz with eggs in it that cost us RM18.00

After buying all the stuff we needed~ we headed back home to clean up the fish.

trillion of EGG were found in the fish

As for the rest of the seafood i manage to get them in my freezer. :P

check out the super huge SOTONG

the crabz and fish were then pack in aluminum foil and marinated with TOM YAM and other secret ingredients. hehehe

While the sotong (calamari) and stingray is marinated with some Indian spices

Tenggiri fish stuff with sambal belacan.

3 kind of chilies and nasi lemak was made to go along with all this delicious seafood...

the white creamy stuff is actually the crab SPERM
our friend Mr. Monyet went and swallow the whole thing without knowing it.. hahaha

the amount of prawn that we eat

Hope you guys enjoy reading it as much as we ENJOY the meal

regards,
CHOLESTEROL BOY

F.B.I-LLYWOOD present MR. MONYET - The Born of Lunatic

Ooops... Here is our supershit-ar from F.B.I-LLYWOOD , MR.Monyet~

Yeah..
Another definition for our F.B.I - Funny & Bully Inventor.
(claps Claps)
Well.. Sorry for the late update on the post..

Mr. Monyet

We are given permission to reveal his half identity..
It is hard to describe with words.. Let all of you guys to judge him.. ngek Ngek..

Jump Monkey Jump..
Look how happy is him.. Ngek ngek..

OMG!!! MR. Monkey encountered GORILLA and got shocked!! he is hugging the miniature pillar (o_O")



He Can CLIMB!! OMG OMG..!! He make it..


it is his first step to become our superSHIT-ar

To become our SuperShit-ar

Follow the LESSON of J.H.C.S

You need to Learn how to JUMP!!
You need to Learn how to HUG!!
You need to Learn how to CLIMB!!
And The best of all Learn how to SMILE like Mr. Monyet!!

To be continued...

Profile coming up next...~

Regards,
Sampat on the Track now..

DINNER AT SG.BULOH

WE plan to have dinner at SS2, on the way there this place call BIG PLATE came out from my mind. We get to know this place by one of our friend that brought us here a few years back.
And so we give it another shot after so long to see if it's still taste the same.

BIG PLATE is actually a malay FAST FOOD RESTAURANT.
Operate by malay.

check out their MENU

CHICKEN SUBANG ??? AYAM SHAH ALAM ???
(THEY EVEN HAVE AYAM-MORIB AND GUESS WAT THE CHICKEN WING IS NAME ..... CHICKEN-KETIAK(ARMPIT) )

The CHICKEN-SUBANG is more expensive because subang is more high class then shah alam (dead town) *lame joke* ....
Where by CHICKEN-SHAH ALAM is more cheap and more HYGIENE (because shah alam is alwiz clean) people who scared of BIRD-FLU should go for AYAM SHAH ALAM....~

picture below is the few variety of chicken we ordered..



sandwich & spaghetti


mushroom soup and (dunno what soup) served in a bun


Once upon a time the food here use to be nice and and the serving are BIGGG
BUT now the serving has SHRINK compare to last time and the food SUXXXXXXX big time..

Damages : RM 177.20 ( 6 persons )
Satisfaction : 1/10 ( for the Mushroom Soups..)

Another Appearance by F.B.I

F.B.I stands for Full Body Investigate for Mr. Universe Muscle Man 2007..!!

We have been choosen by UMC ( Universe Muscle Community <--- exist 1 ar?? ) to investigate on their behalf to choose for the right candidate to represent for MALAYSIA~ We have managed to "CHOSE" the best of the Best!! Here is his pictures..~ Picture taken in North Port. Bridge Number 8 ??

Wahh~ Wonderful Muscle.. Cool man~ LOL...

We interviewed him

Q: " What makes you so super ?? "

A: " Shhh.. Let me tell u a Secret.. "

Q: " What secret?? "

A: " Because i am SUPERHOE!! "

Q: " SuperWHO?? "

A: " You know SUPERMAN?? I AM SUPERMAN's BROTHER's SON's GrandFather's Grandmother's Father's Mother's GreatGreatGrandSon's Brother, I am SUPERHOE!! "

Suddenly we heard someone yelling "HELP!! HELP" at NORTHPORT.

"HERE I COME,"shouted MR. HOE~

TRANSFORMING~

Before

After

Here i am... I AM SUPERHOE!!

THE END~

BAK KUT TEH 28/9/07

The night after we ate the frog porridge at Jalan Alor, the 3 musketeer decided that they should have an early breakfast on the following day before each of us head out to our own battlefield.

The next day I plan to cancel the breakfast as its too early for me and another friend of us to wake up. It would be nice if I could just continue my sleep for another 30minutes or so before I go to work.

But MR.SAMPAT keeps calling and irritates me from dreaming of MURUKU.
We meet up at the restaurant at 8.30am and as usual everyone was like half dead.

On weekdays the stall is normally pack with SWINEBOSS (all the klang tauke & taiko) and by 10.30am you can hardly get your favorite parts of meat and the food will normally sold off by that time.


Ah... as usual Chinese Tea as a Starter..
We shall talk more about chinese tea soon..

CHINESE KUNG FU TEA by Mr. Pui ( 1st timer.. Boleh la.. )

Ooouuu.... The Meat Add on With YIU CHAR KUEH.. Slurrpp..

Wonderful...

This is something strong in herbal seeing from the color of the soup.. For us we will devour anything from LIGHT to STRONG and from SOUP to DRY..

SAPU SAPU~~

Make sure everything is GONE..

I will not guarantee that this stall will meet up with your satisfaction.
As some of us like the soup to be strong and thick and some like it light.

I believe there are more than 500 Bak Kut Teh stalls in klang alone. And every stall has it's own taste and way of brewing the soup with their own selection of herbs and spice.

DAMAGE:
RM26.00 (3 bowl of meat, 3 bowl of yiu char kuey and one small rice)

SATISFACTION:
8/10

TIPS:

Do not order Bak Kut Teh that come in clay pot with tofu, bean curd, mushroom, etc...~
This will take out the aroma smell and lighten the soup.
It is because the hot soup will force out all the moisture from the other ingredients and spoil the real taste of the soup.

Regards,
Pui

Stay tuned as we will be introducing TAIWAN FOOD to you.

Frog Porridge at Jalan Alor, Kuala Lumpur

On the 27th September, in the evening when i decided to put a stop on my work and head back home. I received a phone call from my friend begging us to bring him out. He said he was having trouble with his another half ( Ai ya.. You all know la.. GIRL some more got who wor.. ) But deep in my heart i am too lazy to hang out on the night. Yet my friend, i shall name him Mr. Monyet kept pleading me to hang out with him. So i surrendered myself to him. And of course i don't want to go alone with him and suddenly someone name just appeared in my brain.

MR. PUI aka Mr. Sek San!! ( His mother requested that -_-" LOL )

Yeah~...

So i have decided to propose to Mr. Monyet to help us out in transportation. And he agreed!!

-____-" that was fast..

I shall announce to that Mr. Monyet has officially become our C.D.O Yeah!!

CHIEF DRIVER OFFICER!!

Lets cut short everything...

At last, we decided to take a shot on the JALAN ALOR, Kuala Lumpur. Tonight Menu is FROG PORRIDGE!! Yeap.. it is delicious stall that we are gonna introduce to you all.

Check out the stall.. it is so hardly to recognise if you were just drive pass by.. The best way to find this stall is Walk!!
It is just right beside 21st Century Internet Cafe!! 10 footsteps away.. Don't Believe ?? try that yourself.. ( Whichever the outcome is not my responsible.. for me really it really took 10 steps. ) XD

We ordered Frog Porridge and Kong Po Frog a.k.a Kong Po Tien Kai... Slurrpp.. Saliva drooling situation that time..
Hehe..



Woot...
Here comes the Kong Po Frog and Frog Porridge..

Looks simple?? Try it and see..

To the left, to the left...
Zoom in!! Zoom in!!!
Name : Frog Porridge
Description : Porridge just taste like others porridge but the frogs' meat is so tender and juicy.. Not hard to chew or bite it off. Smooth in the tongue.. melt like SMARTIES in the mouth.. ngek~ ngek~



To the right, to the right
Name : Kong Po Frog
Description : SPICY AND SWEET.. more to spicy..!!
Spice up your taste buds.. A wonderful dish to eat with porridge or rice.. I can still taste the Kong Po in my mouth.. Slurrrpp.. The meat totally absorbed the Kong Po sauce.. and it is really killing all of us.

(Sorry, with the F.B.I Craverz appeared in the picture.. Just wanna censored away my picture.. Mr. Sek San is a lousy photographer )

The next dish is KONG PO FROG PORRIDGE.. ( Mixed on our own.. )



Hehe..
See the porridge and Kong Po Sauce mix together.. Nyam Nyam..
Taste Good.. Thumb Up..
While you can taste the Kong Po sauce all over the porridge yet still the smoothness of the porridge doesn't loss the POWER of UMMM..


While we were devouring both, i asked Mr. Sek San " How was it?? "
He remains silence and I asked again.. " I need to know the satisfaction rating "
He replied " Can't you see i keep quiet?? Too delicious until i am unable to talk but continue eating "

LOL...
After 15 minutes....


DRY AND CLEAN..
Thanks to Mr. Monyet.. He was licking the bowl even after we said " Lets Go.. "
He really is a Monkey.. LOL..
LICK IT DUDE.. LICK IT DUDE..
Next time i am gonna post the video.. (Censored Version)



Damages : RM 36.00 ( KONG PO Frog and Frog Porridge (2 persons) )
Satisfaction : 8/10

Not satisfy with this meal??
Please comment to us and why is it??

First In Last Out

Yesterday on the 28th Spetember, instead being the usual F.B.I we have mutated into demonic type of F.B.I
" FEMALE BODY INVESTIGATORS!! "

Yeah,
at first we tried to persuade some chicks out but everyone seems to be busy working (work in the club)
Instead of chicks, we have 2 pricks name Benson & Hedges (Hansen). The reason i name them after that with the cigarettes brand because both of them always stick together..
LOL.. Maybe Gay?? I don't wanna get involved..
Ngek Ngek..

So when we reached there..
We notice that there is this waiter whose name is " Milo " ( MILO AIS SATU??? )
I was wondering whether i can see any TEH O AIS or NESCAFE.. and true enough there aren't anyone..

So we ordered " MeatBallz, a bucket of Heineken, a KillKelvin and Ice Lemon Tea (Mr. Pui, i think so ler) "...

After a while, me and Hansen seems to be doing the drinking while his Gay Partner, Benson giving excuses " Ahhh, I'm sick.. I just took my medicine "
(Huh?? Sick?? I heard from him that past few days he had been hanging out at One U and The Curve till late night 2 a.m)

So we tried to persuade him to drink... it is just a waste of time.. LOL
finally Hansen started to threaten to " BREAK UP " with him.. He surrendered himself to his Prince Charming..

Damn... I am making myself Puke.. Blearrkk.. !! T___T
Gayness among them..

Mr. Pui got high and decided to take a walk ( Psshhh.. he went female-hunt frenzy... Proud to have this Founder.. LOL.. he is doing the Mutated F.B.I job scope..! )

At last, i got real High and ordered " Absolut Vodka Vanilla" ?? What is that?? Benson said he will drink if i get him that.. Here comes again.. Let's hit it..!

So we started to drink and drink..
Mr.Pui came back and joined us... Drinking Frenzy ( Ahh.. He drank Orange Juice -___-" )
Everyone got so High.. especially Hansen and Benson..

Cabut time..!!
When we are on our way back to our carpark.. Benson said he wanted to vomit and he chose the rubbish bin to throw out everything.. Damn.. I forgot to take video of that.. Geezz..

I will continue later..


Check it out from the video..

The Best Wan Tan Mee in Klang or maybe Malaysia..!!

Today both Mr. Pui and I was working as usual... Suddenly there is an urge of food crave all over my nerves shooting straight up into my brain.. Without hesitating, i straight click on Mr. Pui's MSN and started the Conversation..

Mr. Sampat : Pui, Wanna go lunch??

Mr. Pui : Don't want la... Bz working now la...

Mr. Sampat : I am craving for Wan Tan Mee..

Mr. Pui : Fat ad leh.. Don't want go la.. !!

Mr. Sampat : Eh, what a waste.. i wanna go eat Wah Zhai Wan Tan Mee wor..

Mr. Pui : *Lau Nua* Lau Nua*( saliva drooling in Hokkien ) Idiot.. I don't wanna eat d ler..
(Still hesitating and deny that he crave for it too)

Mr. Sampat : Woi.. So ON or OFF?

Mr. Pui : ON ON.. Stupid... I hate you la.. always tempt me to eat... later got Diabetes.. faster come la.. Hungry d..

When i heard the " ON ON " immediately my heart yelled " Yes, he is down.. he is down.. Plan A succeeded" LOL... So i immediately hopped into my car and sped off to his place.. What suprise me is that he already waited for me downstair.. (Pssh.. he is working in 1st floor) He was standing under the shade but still i was wondering is he doing some sauna in such a hot weather ??
Whatever is it..

So once he hopped into my car... I started to laugh at him while he kept calling me " Idiot.. Idiot " (-___-") I did not do anything wrong right?? Or maybe i did.. Ngek~ Ngek~

On our way to Wah Zhai Wan Tan Mee which is situated at Bukit Tinggi, Klang. I said i need to head to the bank to withdraw some Money but that Mr. Pui said " No Need la.. Hungry already.. I spend you la.. faster GOGOGO!! "

WOOT.. Desperate frenzy right.. It is already normal for me.. LOL..

So finally we reached our destination...

TAADAAA!! There is the restaurant...
RESTAURANT WAH CHAI

-___-" I thought is ZHAI not CHAI..

Whatever ler..

Quick quick.. GOGOGOGO..
get a place to sit before someone does.

Well everyday this place will be full..

So the Theorem " Siapa cepat, Dia dapat" apply here..

Without wasting time, Mr. Pui ordered " 2 plates of Wan Tan Mee with Char Siew plus Kaki Ayam " Stunned with what he ordered.. I tagged along...

While waiting for foods we took few pictures of the restaurant.. it is so packed.. ( Not clear, so i decided not to post it on.. you may used ur imagination if you want to.. )

Here is our WAN TAN MEE... !!! Weee...

Satisfaction to D MAX!!!!

The mee is so tender and smooth....

not that dry not that wet... it is just perfect..

Kaki Ayam.. Syok.. maybe some of you guys doesn't like to eat.

It will be a waste.. how juicy and smooth is the Kaki Ayam..

The Wan Tan is another BIG SHOT .. TRUST ME!! because the meat are minced till bits and the skin that warp the meat so smooth and thin..

Check out Mr.Pui... LOL

Juicy!!!
Yummy...
And Tasty!!!..

<--------- Nice 1 Pui.. After devour the whole plate... our stomach still grumbling and wanted more WANTAN.. WE ORDERED ANOTHER 10 WANTAN(s) YEAH!!



See.. how cute are the wantan(s).. Swirling around the bowl..
:L drooling saliva..




SUMMARY
Damages : RM 13.00 ( 2 plates of Wantan Mee + SideOrder: 10 pcs of Wantan(s) )
Satisfaction : 8/10

F.B.I had taken down

Wah Zhai Wan Tan Mee ..

Guaranteed Satisfaction!!

Here Born the F.B.I

Yoz,

Today marks the 1st day on 27th September 2007.

HERE BORN THE F.B.I

We are the F.B.I which stands for Foods & Beverages Investigator have decided to start up our blog. This is where we are gonna share our experience and places where you can enjoy not only fantastic foods but also wonderful places around the WORLD.

Psshh.. currently we are still around Asia to search for the best foods...

We bet we are not the 1st group who started a blog to share about all this yet...
I am gonna ensure you wouldn't regret if you all check this out....
Still everyone have their very own perspective on foods therefore we are not stereotyping any foods but only sharing our taste buds..

Hehe..
The founders' profiles for F.B.I will be kept anonymous.
Because we decided to kept everything secretive and that is the fun of it..

So no one will recognize us.. Ngek~ ngek..

Founder 1 : Mr. Pui
Description : A fat guy who will devour anything. Love to make fun and full time jokers. Seeing him eat will makes you wanna eat too..!!
Favourite Motto : " I don't wanna Eat anymore la.. Idiot.. "
Very Good in : Unstoppable Frenzy Skills.. (eat of course)
Weakness : Easily get tempted.
Job Scope : Photographer, Foods Detector and Driver (sometimes)

Founder 2 : Mr Sampat
Description : An average size guy who will devour anything too. Make fun of Mr. Pui and good in giving comments.
Favourite Motto : " On or Off...?? "
Very Good in : Tempting Mr. Pui to eat... LOL
Weakness : Easily get tempted.
Job Scope : Blogger, Control Room and Driver (most of the times -_-")

We don't only search for foods!!
We cooks our self too sometimes..

Revealing 2 Pictures as our concrete proof..









SOTONG... Nyam~ NyAm..

Saliva Drooling ad...













BBQ Prawn!!! Wanna have some??






Hey, if you wanted to join us to search or share any nice foods... Please do not hesitate sharing with us. It is better to have people helping out and sharing their local foods rather than us searching for foods. Ngek~ ngek~

Till then, we will kept posting something new soon..~

Adios..